Cliff Note: I originally wrote this poem a year ago for my poetry blog. It got some great response, so I'm posting it here. Enjoy! Today's a birthday Can't you see And I will tell you Now with glee I know you want To hear some more This birthday man Is Theodor Who is this man This Geisel guy He now writes poems Up in the sky I will tell you It is my plan I will tell you About the man Growing up You heard his rhymes They are the greatest Of all the times All the rhymes Wrote by the man We all did read them A dandy plan But if you're puzzled And need a clue You might be stumped And wonder whoo ...
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.