We are now in the busy part of the Summer, but you should be keeping your mind sharp and try to read some books. We here at WIXY's Gone Bananas have some books that are guaranteed quick reads:
"Tasteful Michael Jackson Jokes"
"How to Leave a Good Impression," by Kim Jong Ill
"People I Have Made Rich" by Bernie Madoff
"Coherent Words Actually Spoken by Ozzie Osbourne"
"Things I Have Taught the Bullpen This Season," by Carl Willis, Cleveland Indians pitching coach
"The FDA Guide of Foods not Harmful to Eat"
Happy reading everybody.