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Quick read books for those on the run

We are now in the busy part of the Summer, but you should be keeping your mind sharp and try to read some books. We here at WIXY's Gone Bananas have some books that are guaranteed quick reads:

"Tasteful Michael Jackson Jokes"

"How to Leave a Good Impression," by Kim Jong Ill

"People I Have Made Rich" by Bernie Madoff

"Coherent Words Actually Spoken by Ozzie Osbourne"

"Things I Have Taught the Bullpen This Season," by Carl Willis, Cleveland Indians pitching coach

"The FDA Guide of Foods not Harmful to Eat"

Happy reading everybody.

Comments

Brenda said…
You are funny!!!

Have a good day!!!
July 09, 2009 8:30 AM
Gin said…
That sounds like some gooooood reading!
July 09, 2009 11:06 AM
Mike Golch said…
Great list.I gotta add them to me list for the summer!
July 09, 2009 11:22 AM
clean and crazy said…
HA, ha, HA, HA.. where do i find these books they sound awesome!!
or is this some thing you are working on for your book? some chapter titles maybe?
July 09, 2009 6:34 PM
Pat Jenkins said…
all ny times bestsellers i do believe!!
July 09, 2009 9:24 PM
Connie said…
HA! Clever post, Wixy! :) I wonder if we have those at the library.
July 11, 2009 3:34 PM
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