10. Sitting at home waiting on stimulus package.
9. Lives in Northeast Ohio and is waiting for the weather to stabilize.
8. Upset over some writers buying cheap Chinese ideas.
7. Received stimulus and is out spending it.
6. Having problems with being associated with tropical fruit.
5. Joke the Muse just gave me was garbage.
4. Orange barrels making delivery of material slow.
3. Is now applying for another stimulus package.
2. Running out of fictional ideas and is now studying newspaper for some.
1. In jail for falsifying information on stimulus application.