Friday, April 17, 2009

Top 10 Reasons My Muse is Away

10. Sitting at home waiting on stimulus package.
9. Lives in Northeast Ohio and is waiting for the weather to stabilize.
8. Upset over some writers buying cheap Chinese ideas.
7. Received stimulus and is out spending it.
6. Having problems with being associated with tropical fruit.
5. Joke the Muse just gave me was garbage.
4. Orange barrels making delivery of material slow.
3. Is now applying for another stimulus package.
2. Running out of fictional ideas and is now studying newspaper for some.
1. In jail for falsifying information on stimulus application.


Leesa said...

Are you trying to pitch yourself as a writer for David Letterman?

74WIXYgrad said...

Even though Letterman's top ten lists have gone downhill over the years, this one wouldn't make the grade at his home office in Wahoo, Nebraska.

melanie said...


I just had to come over and comment and say HELLO!!! I do read your blog via Bloglines everyday..but tend to be more of a lurker, I suppose. AS I do not comment every time! :) Always enjoy my visits! Hope you are having a fabulous weekend!

Awake In Rochester said...

Hm, I hope that all is well, and that your Muse returns soon safely.

And speaking of Letterman, we will soon be able to watch him AND Leno!

Frasypoo said...

I do hope you muse comes back soon.
Falsifying info on the stimulus application?????????
You have been bad!
You are funny!
Just came from Kathys good to hear about Adam

Syd said...

Funny stuff. Lots of stimulus stuff running around out there. I hope that it all works.