It's true, you really can't fix stupid.
This man had called 9-1-1 in Jacksonville, Florida because he had ordered sandwiches at a Subway and didn't get sauce on one of them. He didn't call once, but three times about this because he felt that police were slow getting there.
He claimed that the "sandwich artist" wouldn't remake the sandwich for him, so he had no other choice but call 9-1-1.
Now every Subway shop I go to, the employee makes the sandwich in front of you and asks what you want as they make the sandwich. So I don't know if this dude was stupid or blind.
Click here for story and recording of 9-1-1 call.
Hey Jarrod, is there some sandwich you can eat to reduce a fat head?