Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Still another turn down
The search committee looking for a suitable running mate for the Famous Chicken has decided to look to another mascot, Billy the Marlin, of the Florida Marlins for the nod. A spokesperson for Mr. Marlin said the wet one could not, with a clear conscience, accept the nomination, as he thinks that something smells fishy about the whole thing. Stay tuned.