Choice for running mate declines

If you recall, last week the WIXY party nominated The Famous Chicken for president in the coming elections. The Chicken thought long and hard about his choice as running mate. His final decision was to pick Mississippi native Kermit the Frog for the number two office.

But Mr. Frog turned it down. When reached at his pad, Kermit was asked why? His response was that he did not want to be considered a puppet of the administration.