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Investigation Complete

The investigation into the campaign of the Famous Chicken is complete. The following damaging information has been uncovered in the case:

"It's not a bad calling for (Ted) Giannoulas, a former student dishwasher and immigrant from London, Ontario, Canada."

Ted Giannoulas is the birth name of the Famous Chicken. No problem there, but seeing that he was not hatched in the good ole' U. S. of A., according to the constitution, he is not eligible to be president.

Upon hearing the news, both John McCain and Barack Obama were heard to breathe a huge sigh of relief.

The WIXY Party will not nominate anyone at this late date, concentrating it's efforts on the 2012 race for the White House. There has been rumors abounding from the camp of Miss Piggy and her possible bid to become the first female president and also a representative of "the other white meat."

A candidate the party had to turn down was J. Wellington Wimpy. Mr. Wimpy has been known to have credit problems, as he's always known to be saying "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today." He would also not be popular around the red meat crowd.

Comments

Busy Bee Suz said…
Oh, I knew something was amiss....darn foreigners. :)
Miss PIGGY? "first female president and also a representative of "the other white meat."
Oh, come on....that woman is much to self centered to run our country...plus all she ever does is talk about herself and that darn frog who she fawns over!
October 13, 2008 8:10 AM
lime said…
maybe we could nominate Super Chicken? with Underdog as his running mate?

Also, wanted to stop by and thank you for the birthday greetings you left at my place over the weekend. i really appreciate it.
October 13, 2008 9:15 AM
Jen said…
Are you are saying there is no real change and no hope? :(
October 13, 2008 9:40 AM
Frasypoo said…
WIXY
I am fasting today and all I can think of is eating fried chicken...Darn you!
I dont have insurance so my best hope is that my leg gets healed.
Hubby is doing great with his diet so far and they just upped his Metformin today.He has lost tons of weight.Sometimes it scares me to think that he has a disease but God is good and will take care of us.
October 13, 2008 12:03 PM
Anonymous said…
I think it is uphill fight for McCain, but a victory is doable.
October 13, 2008 7:09 PM
Connie said…
Too bad about the chicken, another candidate would have shaken things up a bit.
October 14, 2008 7:29 AM
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