Representatives for the Famous Chicken, in an effort to coax Charlie McCarthy out of retirement, offered him the number 2 spot on the WIXY Party ticket.
Mr. McCarthy turned down this once in a lifetime opportunity, saying "There is too much of a stigma with the job of vice president. Too many people perceive them as dummies."
In a related note, some representatives are trying to pull some strings in order to talk to Howdy Doody.
Cliff Note: I think I am in agreement with Suz and her latest post.