I had started to write a post about global warming being called off, but I deleted it in fear of offending someone.
Now I want to just post some humor I had heard on a podcast coming home from work tonight.
I hope the buck would stop here, I could use a few.
I've wondered, if all is not lost, where is it?
My prayer is that God would grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into those that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
I understand why it's so hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere?
I believe if God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Have a good day everyone. All the one liners were gleaned from the Zig Ziglar Podcast