Life is looking up again. I got through the audit for another year and I now am aiming towards having things ready long before the next one. I just hope the next 12 months is not a country song like the previous 12 were.
I'm sure I'm getting some hits from people searching for something else, but I have to share with the "bunch" about the "kinky shovel." I was driving to work this morning and listening to my favorite morning show. They got me started off right by playing some Toby Keith. Sue talked about going into her office this morning and almost tripping over something. It was a kinky shovel. But I need to back up a little.
Last week, while I was driving to work, Scott, Sue, and Ryan were talking about shoveling snow. Sue had just changed to another service to clean her drive. He was less expensive, but Sue found out that she got what she paid for, as he would just plow one path in her double wide driveway. She had to go out and shovel the snow in order to properly utilize her driveway. Now Sue stands about 5'2" and a good stiff wind would possibly blow her away. (Here is a photo I stole from the WQMX morning show's MySpace page of Sue Wilson and Toby Keith.) Scott told her that she should go to Lowes and get herself a kinky shovel. So the talk during the coffee clatch for a couple of days included the kinky shovel. I then emailed them and told them that Sue should be sent back to her former employer, a religious company, and get healed.
So the other day Sue wen
t into Target with her daughter and asked for a kinky shovel, thinking that was the brand name, which when she got a funny look from the associate, she realized it wasn't. But Scott come to the rescue because he wanted to save his partner's back.
But I found this other snow shovel which might be a better bet for both of them. Scott has a different problem. He has a broken auger. To your left, you have what's called (ta-da) the World's Safest Snow Shovel. We baby boomers have to watch out for each other.
Also, if I write a post about a "wheelie shovel" I won't get any hits from people looking for an adult website.
For a first person account of the kinky shovel story go to Scott Wynn's Window. No word yet if Sue will be offering a rebuttal on her blog.
I'm sure I'm getting some hits from people searching for something else, but I have to share with the "bunch" about the "kinky shovel." I was driving to work this morning and listening to my favorite morning show. They got me started off right by playing some Toby Keith. Sue talked about going into her office this morning and almost tripping over something. It was a kinky shovel. But I need to back up a little.
Last week, while I was driving to work, Scott, Sue, and Ryan were talking about shoveling snow. Sue had just changed to another service to clean her drive. He was less expensive, but Sue found out that she got what she paid for, as he would just plow one path in her double wide driveway. She had to go out and shovel the snow in order to properly utilize her driveway. Now Sue stands about 5'2" and a good stiff wind would possibly blow her away. (Here is a photo I stole from the WQMX morning show's MySpace page of Sue Wilson and Toby Keith.) Scott told her that she should go to Lowes and get herself a kinky shovel. So the talk during the coffee clatch for a couple of days included the kinky shovel. I then emailed them and told them that Sue should be sent back to her former employer, a religious company, and get healed.
So the other day Sue wen
t into Target with her daughter and asked for a kinky shovel, thinking that was the brand name, which when she got a funny look from the associate, she realized it wasn't. But Scott come to the rescue because he wanted to save his partner's back.But I found this other snow shovel which might be a better bet for both of them. Scott has a different problem. He has a broken auger. To your left, you have what's called (ta-da) the World's Safest Snow Shovel. We baby boomers have to watch out for each other.
Also, if I write a post about a "wheelie shovel" I won't get any hits from people looking for an adult website.
For a first person account of the kinky shovel story go to Scott Wynn's Window. No word yet if Sue will be offering a rebuttal on her blog.
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have a great day.
And that Toby Keith isn't bad either... I never realized he was so attractive!
Glad your audit went well and you're back to blogging again!! Hope the next one goes well, too!
Take care, Leea