Twas the month after Christmas
And people are spastic
They're getting the bills
From using their plastic
They open their mail
And reach for their pills
Relief they will need
For running up bills
They look at their budget
For things they must slash
The price they must pay
For having no cash
The account at the bank
Is such a disaster
To debt they are slaves
And the card is the master
I can handle the bills
In November they scoff
And now two months later
These bills set them off
The credit card bills
Have just reached their maxes
The news won't get better
We'll soon pay our taxes
And people are spastic
They're getting the bills
From using their plastic
They open their mail
And reach for their pills
Relief they will need
For running up bills
They look at their budget
For things they must slash
The price they must pay
For having no cash
The account at the bank
Is such a disaster
To debt they are slaves
And the card is the master
I can handle the bills
In November they scoff
And now two months later
These bills set them off
The credit card bills
Have just reached their maxes
The news won't get better
We'll soon pay our taxes
Comments
:o)
I was very careful this year..
I did spend 200.00 on my youngest sons; but for outtings; 2 movies; Iceskating and The Empire State building.
Do you know his favorite thing was just playing monopoly with me.. and that was FREE.
Buy what thou hast no Need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy Necessaries. ~Benjamin Franklin
Thanks for making me smile, Cliff.
Good poem, by the way.